New record today. Both bags pulled, all deckboxes opened and inspected, and they even checked out my trades!!! Clyde the pink otter is supervising from the side. CavernOnHumans ✈️🔜 PT Vegas

Maaaan, that’s some weak shit 👀 I’d walk that just for some Waffle House

PSA: The decklist submission on spicerack.gg is so incredibly easy to use. Holy shit. It makes melee seem like it was designed by cavemen.

Last minute tournament prep. My ‘tism is weaponized and ready for battle.

Local Regionals!!!! Lfg!!!!!!

On today’s episode of “where tf is the data you promised me 3 weeks ago”, I may have recommend that we mail this group a pipe bomb for each day that goes by without an upload to our file server. Shoutout to Cliff Boyardee for inspiring me to get creative at work ☺️

Future PT champion, Chris Kral (scapeshift guy). God I fucking love this team.

A tale in 4 pics. Scott McNamara committed to locking up another PT invite this weekend!

“I need these cards” Okie dokie buddy, but it’s gonna cost you 😈 Another PT invite already secured for Gabriel Nicholas

Less than 5 minutes after I get to our airbnb, I slip going downstairs and sprain my ankle and knee. I guess I was just too powerful coming into the weekend 🤷‍♂️ and needed to be taken down a couple notches. Shoutout Scott McNamara and Curtis Eslami for the excellent care

Ready to battle it out the Occy way

Hot start (4-0) into a little shakiness (4-2-1) into day 2 (6-2-1). Most interesting thing that happened all day was playing a 4-game match because my opp decided in g2 to kill us both with a lynx 🙃 Excited to continue jamming the Occy way tomorrow

“What do you do on weekends when you’re not playing magic?” Sensory overstimulation and feral goblin shit

“You drove an hour to get here? You really traveled an hour to come play magic?” Oh honey, if you only knew 😅