Never step on a LEGO brick again! SmartBricks, coming soon...

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can attend any social event. You also need the patronage of the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

Getting vaccinated does NOT mean that you can resist the influence of the Dark Lord Sauron and use the one ring against him, you still must throw the ring into the fires of Mount Doom in order to destroy it forever!

I think natural selection has this one covered nytimes.com/2021/04/22/hea…

Part of our tasting event! #keepNYSbrewing - Drinking a GREENHOUSE GERMAN LAGER by Evil Twin Brewing NYC @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1020576590

Mmmmmmmm tropical banana smoothie. Lovely with spicy appetizers. #keepNYSbrewing - Drinking an ET STAY HOME 18 - PINEAPPLE, PEACH, PASSIONFRUIT, BANANA by Evil Twin Brewing NYC @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1020599028

Seriously, the folks at Mortalis are magicians. This is a gorgeous fruited sour. The mix of fruit is different...and very refreshing. #ThinkNYDrinkNY - Drinking a Cyclops | Marshmallow + Vanilla by Mortalis Brewing Company @ Untappd at Home — untp.beer/s/c1020659771

Bliss. Thick and fruity and tart. The tangerine / mango is the perfect foil for the sweetness of the blueberry. #KeepNYSbrewing - Drinking a Hydra | Blueberry + Tangerine + Mango by Mortalis Brewing Company - untp.beer/s/c1020674080

Intensely fruity and sweet, this is summer in a glass. The red wine grapes are a lovely Finger Lakes addition! - Drinking a PAUL GRENIER’S LEGENDARY SANGRIA by Evil Twin Brewing NYC/Mortalis Brewing Company - untp.beer/s/c1020696801

Wonderful food in our Zoom Beer tasting box from NYS Craft Beer including divine Hot Crispy Oil. We sopped it up with toasted bread. SO. GOOD. Hot Crispy Oil

Would you like your alarm clock to be INEXPLICABLY HEAVY and full of KNIVES? Consider: CAT.

The best way to reward our elected officials would be an “Appreciation Week.” We’ll send all the senators & governors little coupons for 10% off pizza, some stickers saying “I was elected! What’s YOUR superpower!?!” and then just for fun we’ll cut their budgets by two-thirds

Proud to be the 508th 😎 on BackerKit for Tea Dragon Society Pin Set. Thanks Oni Press teadragons-brewtiful.backerkit.com/community_shar…

They had me at “Oreo.” First drink at Fattey’s new Rochester location - Drinking a Little Man Salted Oreo Stout by WeldWerks Brewing Co. - untp.beer/s/c1220234081

Trying to plan a route from New York to California without going through any states with legislatures trying to endanger or actively destroy the lives of actual human beings. Not sure it’s possible.

I created some kind of scary-looking birds during a fantastic webinar, Thanks, Cornell Lab #letsdrawbirds