i don't get how alcohol turns y'all evil. i just start giggling & get slutty

If you have gender dysphoria, you have two choices: you can spend the rest of your life trying to fight it, or you can spend the rest of your life trying to embody a sex that you weren't born into. I spent decades doing the first of these. The second is much more interesting.

When u feel ur hair brush ur neck the wrong way

this genuinely altered my view on pizza and i've been chasing an unrealistic expectation ever since.

The whole approach about the trump-epstein connection from the right is like if Seth Rogan was arrested on marijuana charges and there was a whole group of people insisting James Franco wasn't even that close to him and certainly wouldn't smoke with him

Lesbians think im straight , men think im straight and my wife thinks im hot

I had my last session with my therapist today because I’m losing my insurance next week and I’m a little bummed about it

2022 vs 2025

Even with everything wrong in the world. I can still crank hog to a cornucopia of online pornography. It’s another day and another reason I’m thankful I wasn’t born British.

Going out! It’s a hundred million degrees and I already regret wearing pants

Gross

dude wtf is this

Save me Taco Bell I’m so hungover

Does the devil really need an advocate or are you just a dick who likes to argue

you could all be gayer. I believe in you

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