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Optimus Prime Meridian

@turdreturns

USA/Canada dual citizen. In love with and engaged to @Melaniemay79 USCG (ret). God’s perfect idiot. TCCC-Paramedic. BJJ brown belt. Boxer. #teamironwill

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So the Chesapeake Baysox (AA Boston affiliate) unveiled this logo for their alternate unis. One things for certain. You won’t have an issue finding the doorbell on this one.

So the Chesapeake Baysox (AA Boston affiliate) unveiled this logo for their alternate unis. 

One things for certain. You won’t have an issue finding the doorbell on this one.
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When it rains it pours. I’m going through non-Hodgkins lymphoma treatment and this weekend pop was admitted for blood in his urine. Come to find out there’s a mass on his kidney and spots on his lungs. Stage IV renal cancer and more than likely only palliative care. FUCK CANCER

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My latest acquisition. A WWI issued Colt 1911 that was manufactured in July 1917. All original with no replaced parts. Original disassembly tools, oiler, leather holster, canvas mag carrier, and three magazines. Waiting on the letter of Provenance from Colt.

My latest acquisition. A WWI issued Colt 1911 that was manufactured in July 1917. All original with no replaced parts. Original disassembly tools, oiler, leather holster, canvas mag carrier, and three magazines. Waiting on the letter of Provenance from Colt.
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And sometimes you play with your German Shepherd and get headbutted right in the eye. Looks like I didn’t make mel her sammich fast enough.

And sometimes you play with your German Shepherd and get headbutted right in the eye. Looks like I didn’t make <a href="/melaniemay79/">mel</a> her sammich fast enough.
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I am a GTO guy through and through, but I appreciate other muscle cars as well. Mopar made beautiful colors for their lineups. The 1970 Dodge Charger R/T 440 six pack in Panther Pink is one of those cars in a spectacular color. The vinyl top is <chef’s kiss>.

I am a GTO guy through and through, but I appreciate other muscle cars as well. Mopar made beautiful colors for their lineups. The 1970 Dodge Charger R/T 440 six pack in Panther Pink is one of those cars in a spectacular color. The vinyl top is &lt;chef’s kiss&gt;.
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I have never understood boxers that never work the body. Hurt the body and it opens up the head. The way to a KO/TKO is body shots early and often.