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Overheard in lab meeting: “we can’t build that, I don’t wanna end up on black mirror”

For legal reasons this is a joke

Watching Star Trek... Riker: Is this channel secure? Ferengi: *presses buttons* Now it is. Love that ST imagines a universe where peace, prosperity, and exploration are possible...but not secure-by-default comms.

When a startup deploys their application or blog with 10 users on Kubernetes

Jira helps you focus on the wrong things.

How to TDD 1. Write the code 2. Write the tests 3. git rebase -i to reorder your commits

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

"So, it's eventually consistent?" "Yes, for values of eventually that are never."

Seen today in a work email: "As long as we all agree that we don't need a group decision"

// TODO: Remove after 07/04/2014

Want to help evolve authentication at GitHub? My team has an opening! It's a great team doing some cool stuff! boards.greenhouse.io/github/jobs/25…

Just found a feature in Microsoft Teams that's great if you haven't got enough enemies in your company.

I’ve been discouraged recently seeing a bunch of friends from under-represented backgrounds being rejected from PAID tech bootcamps because they didn’t pass the screener. [thread]

I’m going to be running a 4-week (Mon-Thurs, 5-7pm ET) virtual intensive bootcamp on Ruby, Rails, HTML, & JS starting March 1st. There won’t be a fee.

If I ever get your name wrong, know why...

OH: web1: You are the audience web2: You are the product web3: You are the victim

4 stages of grief