Which assist was the best?

Gayton Mckenzie when he opens Twitter tomorrow:

How different countries handle airport luggage

A bomb was dropped at Western Sudan airport and not a single headline. Every 30 minute, a child is raped in Congo. The DRC has been called the “rape capital of the world” by UN. No medical care for survivors while millions are displaced. I hate this Free Congo 🇨🇩 Free Sudan 🇸🇩

Your uncle after having secured a good makoti at discounted lobola

Is he aware of this ?? 😭

GGMU 😭❤️

😭😭😭

I mean-

I’m such a lover by the way.

boobs are such a nice concept

Disgusting. They are combining hydrogen, carbon and oxygen to create fat molecules then manipulate that to taste like butter. Why do this when we already have butter?

Me coded

This nigga just confessed to raping women 😳 Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 get your boy dawg

SAPS offers R150,000 reward for Zimbabwean fugitive in killing of two officers in Roodepoort, Johannesburg SAPS has offered a R150,000 reward for Zimbabwean fugitive Jabulani Thabang Moyo, accused of killing two Florida SAPS detectives in Roodepoort on 8 August. Moyo

I’m a very touchy and clingy person that physical connection is important to me

Mason Greenwood is a player and a half, he can play this sport called football 😯

This is crazy 😳

Can’t even take a bath without my sister asking me where I’m going 😭