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Don’t do drugs, kids

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#BottomExposed just can’t deal 🥹

You should refuse to play. Go on stri…actually forget that.

So apparently Currys Services have no way of allowing me into my account. But I can go to store to get a copy of an order. How wonderful.

I have no idea what day it is tomorrow. It’s Friday, right?

Eat, Sleep, Audit, Repeat

Imagine paying 10 grand to go and see *image of Madri bloke* the ‘aurora borealis’ somewhere near Iceland, not seeing it, then logging onto your socials to find out that kids are throwing bricks at it in Farnworth.

Late to the party but episode 3 of the last of us might be one of the greatest hours of TV ever 😢

Still gutted 😭

Please sir, I want some more channels #dishysunak

At this point I'm convinced this is a parody account.

So Octopus Energy finally offer me a smart meter (having been in the redic situation of having one for electricity and not for gas) and when I click to book there are no appointments and I can click to join the queue. Again. Well isn't that absolutely pointless..

So, so, so good Faithless

Yessssss Cav ❤️❤️

Hahah cheerio haunted pencil

Send help and cake

Get in the bin UPS with your lies.