These universities refuse to go hybrid for covid, they make it nearly impossible to get a hybrid accommodation for a disability... but as soon as they're trying to shut down protests for a free palestine they're on zoom so damn fast

Obstipuit simul ipse, simul percussus Achātēs

i love this so much. getting a low score on the benchmark and all these npcs are like looking in utter dismay and disgust at your wol like it's their fucking fault the computer they happen to be in can't render 38029423482034 leaves in 2 seconds

無限かわいい

The dog (?) in the new Pompeii fresco is appropriately nervous about Paris kidnapping Helen.

They made a whole video game franchise about this

The lore behind the Bass Pro Shops pyramid is crazy, a thread:
It's originally known as the Great American Pyramid, and it was conceived in 1954 as a concept with THREE pyramids like Giza! But it took until the 1980s for it to be resurrected as just one pyramid and opened in 1991

the lodge at the bass pro shop pyramid was the first hotel I ever stayed at, which I think skewed my expectations for every other hotel after that

*bowing* my liege

Dating me is like

CDC says it's ok to look directly at the solar eclipse as long as you wash your hands with warm soapy water for 30 seconds first

Someone emailed me that her 11 year old daughter said that she “loves my art because she sees the stuff I like as important enough to paint”. A statement I might not ever emotionally recover from ❤️❤️❤️🥲🥲🥲

This is what you fuckers (affectionate) look like to me

Thread of COVID PPE deals for the Month of April ☂️

I have always said that eiders sound like your northern grandmother when you tell her you've met a nice boy

fixed

the thought of having to worry about getting avian flu from a runny yoke, a runny yoke soaking through toast, one of life’s greatest remaining joys, makes me furious. can we just get it together. can things just be not what they are

Sorry to everyone else, but I just procured the coolest archaeological outfit of all time with this vintage Rifle denim jacket that has an embroidered image of the Forum hand-sewn onto the back ✌🏻 I shall be wearing this to every conference I attend from now on

breaking news: due to a miscommunication, sisyphus has been inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame in cleveland, ohio