full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

loved Heated Rivalry but there is no love strong enough to make someone willingly move to Ottawa

speak on it

Born to splish splash, forced to commute.

Wolf Blitzer is a national treasure. We must protect him at all costs. Go Bills.

A stranger's immigration status has literally never entered my mind or caused me any concern.

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

How to say "I have receipts" in legalese: I would encourage you to be very selective about which version of events you commit to—the record is not ambiguous.

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

I know sex is cool and all, but have you watched your most hated sports team embarrass themselves as frauds in front of the whole world?

roses are red, violets are useless...

Alysa Liu’s father was persecuted by the CCP for the Tiananmen Square protests and fled to America His daughter became a world-class figure skater and refused to skate for the CCP when they tried to recruit her She just won the gold medal for Team USA 🇺🇸

Since Buffalo doesn't have a PWHL team yet my loyalties have been up in the air but my loyalty goes wherever Laila Edwards lands. Awesome tournament from her, can't wait to see her career pan out. Great story, great player.

I think more women should be like “I’m too hot for this” and move on

"Girl dump him" but it's me talking to Tate McRae because Jack is a p3do idolizing loser

Hockey gold medalist Laila Edwards with a message to the next generation 🫶 (via Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce)