rob defending joseph robinette biden jr for the love of the game

Liberals care more about their precious Rose Garden than human rights tbh

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

If somebody claims to be law enforcement but won't show you their identification, you can just go ahead and put a couple in their dome

I never saw the sequels, do they ever explain how the planet of the apes also has a Statue of Liberty

Lucario being steel type is a huge part of why it's so ass. The design is also a significant factor.

Blue is a C-tier Powerade flavor at best

It's official, I am president. We are awaiting the national guard to forcibly remove trump.

Homestuck, which I have never read and don't even really have a conception of what the fuck it is, has some real piece of shit fans

Today I found myself living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world. I don't even know where that highway goes to and I'm really scared.

If whoever does the thing to Trump wants to get Cuomo too

I often think about the clutch move that dude made when he ordered Elon Musk a pizza at 2 AM.

Pickleball gives me the ick. Why are you, as an adult, having fun while getting some exercise with your friends

Politicians don't look like this anymore, makes a guy wonder

President Xi Jinping I’ve received the special message you sent me through my air conditioner. I will take care of Bill Maher

Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.

One of the worst songs ever written. I like it a lot.

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don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)