So mermaids are totally real.

Fortune. Do you make it or does it just call you?

Reed Ranch T-minus 38hrs!

I believe diversity was an old, old wooden ship.

There's going to be a Breaking Bad prequel!!!...#saywhattt tinyurl.com/q2scuou

The champion of breakfast. #GoodbyeBreakingBad

Headed to Phoenix with a couple of babes.

Headed to Chicago with the Rankin gang!

Anchorman 2 with the lady! #imronburgandy?

Night in Cinci. Rhinegeist brewing company. instagram.com/p/mbkzxNK5FN/

Spent the last 13 hrs getting caught up on my C# class. Console.WriteLine("God, I'm a nerd.");

I don’t like to think of myself as fat, rather a champion over my anorexia.

Whenever I order food for myself at work, I always order under table 69. #restaurantlife

Caught a dude belting out some Alanis Morissette in the bathroom. I told him I wouldn't tell anyone.

Tucker Rochte: Do not disturb. I'm watching The '90s: The Last Great Decade. This will only take several hours. #bingewatching #NatGeo90s

Playing our first show at Bernie's tonight! Come out for some fast music and fast women! It's gonna be a good time! Doors@9 #the_do_goods

Shout out to #heyhercules and Tucker Rochte for playin' with us tonight at Bernie's. I was diggin' the… instagram.com/p/qijDS0Cw8l/

"His glasses make him look like a lizard. And he's self conscious."

The more shady the Craigslist transaction the better. #thingsibelieve

This is the third time I've heard "Rebel Rebel" today...I think I may be becoming a rebel...damn you David Bowie. #rebel