artrick

text your ex, life is too short to re-construct a relationship from scratch

owner of my fav chinese restaurant gave me a pat on the back as he handed me the check. i had an urge to type cheque theres something deeply wrong with me

it’s a shame people will immediately stop taking you seriously if you speak about demons and evil forces so you have to use gay words like “vibes” to get your point across

i’ve recently been replacing “i’m going to kill myself” with “i love my girlfriend” with the goal here being an improvement in my mental health. it’s not working but at least now everyone thinks that i have a girlfriend

If I were a squire for a knight I prob woulda let an involuntary I love you slip out

its 2040. hawk tuah girl announces her presidential candidacy via talk tuah patreon and crushes the race in a landslide victory uniting the constituency, one nation indivisible under guahd

everythings falling apart again at the approach of another autumn. the only difference is i wont have the routine of school for the first time ever.

i need chinese burger...

sometimes i dont respond to texts because i need a cig to properly honor the sender

THIS IS SO ICONIC LMFAOOO😭😭😭

Next time, sock somebody in the mouth. Bitch ass nigga.

> Masculine beast >Tommy Shelby avi >Video about the men’s restroom guy getting cucked Are we back?

Goodnight