jesus teende kombanda yomeya

It’s too hot to have a fat girlfwend😂💀

All my friends are boring I mean no one is dating a white person 😩🥲😂

Now accepting gently used baby mamas, 1 child maximum😩😫……..

Instead of exchanging Christmas gifts this year, some families need to exchange apologies and make peace ☮️

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet connection is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments😭😭

Saving eye contact for marriage.

The male version of the 90 day rule is only spending money on her after 90 days , sounds fair enough!

You can tell someone your deepest secret, they get drunk and then keep shaking their head whenever they look at you 💀

I don’t know who owns that house but I understand their decision in life. Um in a very lonely space, where I understand everyone’s struggle, problems….

Having money in savings account, but telling yourself “UM BROKE” is a different kind of discipline 😉

Love your n*gga while you still can , Coz streets are sending n*ggas home early❤️🕊️

My plan B might work🤔

If I slide in your DMs, tell me to stop if you don’t like it . Don’t screenshot my messages to boost your fading confidence 🤚🏻

I feel like I owe people for every act of goodness they do to me

People ask “what you do for a living ?”so they can calculate the level of respect they can give you

“Ando kwali hadhi dhigwadhigwa ‘eei ando ondigolondigolo”

Wait , we have a new problem!! We are running out of dark skinned women.

Happy National Girlfriend Day, love!