my mom helped me type out my resignation letter and said I should send it with immediate effect 😭

I envy people who “close” in December 😭

Forecast on 2026: Hyrox is the new Padel.

It ended with uncle’s at the gate 🐄🐄🐄

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

I’m in a very bad place financially 😂 the 25th of Jan will find me on life support

“Who’s the father of communism?” “Kevin Hart” haibo 30 Seconds 😭😭😭👍🏽

Me next week:

You guys make mistakes I never imagine myself making

I leave for work at 06:00, and typically get back home (if it isn’t an overnight gig) between 19:00-21:00. I’ve been to the gym 2 times since starting this job, and have no time for my woodworking hobby. Weekends are for chores and recovery. This isn’t sustainable.

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

Me.. I’m a toddler. I don’t defrost at all. Once my eyes are open, it’s go time!

When you realize you only have 1 hour of work left… 1 hour and 43 years

and the problem is i switch between both for how i see myself so i genuinely have no idea what my actual body looks like

i’m running out of wow’s , you never miss yho . 🥺

I love when life is beautiful

January recap: I'm gonna lock in (Didn't lock in) I'm gonna eat healthy (Ate slop) I'm gonna save up (I'm broke)

when you've read 300 pages of a fantasy book, but you're only 1% through

And not self help either