Dimon’s gonna run as a Republican in ‘28

Gimme the circuit breaker

time. is. a. circle.

Tim Apple wins again: "Trump Exempts Phones, Computers, Chips From ‘Reciprocal’ Tariffs" bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

We really did it. We took a growing US manufacturing economy, declared it broken, started a trade war, and ... broke US manufacturing. In last 48 hours: - Philly Fed Survey: "New orders fell sharply, from 8.7 in March to -34.2, its lowest reading since April 2020" - NY Fed

Just got our first tariff bill. We imported $167k of floodlights and then paid $255k in tariffs. That’s more than any of our founders were paid last year. 😅😅😅

I have it on good authority this is what pushed the board over the edge to find a new CEO. $TSLA Dude can’t meme

New pope is 🇺🇸 and based

This app is increasingly a garbage product for real-time news aggregation. Refreshing “for you” page expecting updates on Ukraine announcement, India/Pak, and U.S. domestic politics and getting green texts and Andrew Tate filler instead

Listen, they’re just going through a little identity crisis right now. We all need to have respect for their lived experience

.Grok I heard there’s some crazy things going on in the world. Is this true?

Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years. What are we doing?

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

Trump's tariffs have had exactly the opposite of the intended effect. 40% of American manufacturers have delayed or cancelled investments.

This is fucking nuts and I’m not even an outdoorsman. Will irrevocably change the landscape of the western half of the United States forever

Powell for President 2028

"The good news is that all of this is fixable. Better yet, policymakers needn’t even look outside the Anglosphere for a playbook. From Houston, Texas to Auckland, New Zealand planning liberalization has spurred housebuilding and improved affordability." Financial Times

When did the whole “thank you for your attention on this matter” thing start with Trump? Is that a recent development? Sounds like something a dementia laden grandpa would write on a Facebook post

Gigantic nothing burger, win for Russia on optics

I have 10 months left of Forbes 30 under 30 eligibility Someone pitch me a grift we can co-lead to make it