ALEX: Spreadsheets solve most, but not all, problems… There is the problem of too many spreadsheets.

pete wentz is so insane for the lyric "the torture of small talk with someone you used to love" that lyric makes me so violent

ARCHIVIST: I’m allowed to know what Spiderman is.

MARTIN: For god’s sake, can he not stay safe for, like, ten minutes?

MARTIN: I think we should go for it! Get our murder on! Let's go full Kill Bill!

Knock once for the father, twice for the son, three times for the holy ghost

i decided i’m only collecting the iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME jackets bc SURELY those won’t be made as often and now y’all come into my house… releasing a second jacket in as many months…

(MENACINGLY MEATY MURMURS)

An AI generated image of your own butt.

looking for new friends to help out with the #VivillonCollection 🥺🦋 all regions needed pls & thank you !! 8583 3616 0806

#GOGhimmighoul

iDKHOW ALBUM SPOILERS: It’s going to be an emo album just kidding I would never do that to you.

✨✨ So Much (For) Stardust is yours now✨✨ falloutboy.lnk.to/somuchforstard… ✨✨

i wanna thank Fall Out Boy for not having the release time zoned lock bc i’m too old to stay up another two hours

me listening to the new Fall Out Boy album 🖤

UMM Fall Out Boy PLAYED GIN JOINTS TONIGHT. I AM GLAD I TOOK AN IMPROMPTU TRIP TO ST. LOUIS AFTER WORK. 😱😭

i was listening to Fall Out Boy this morning while opening today and the kid with me (who’s never listened to fob before) stops and goes “wow this singer is really passionate. you can really hear that he loves this”

me when the magic 8 ball gives us kintsugi kid 😭🖤 Fall Out Boy

🕯️ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 we’re here 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

fall out boy playing favorite record for the first time ever tonight! two live debuts in a row for the 8 ball