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Congratulations to the Bears on winning the NFC North. However the Bucks did beat the Bulls today and I’ve always been a bigger basketball fan. #IAmSoSadInsideThatIHaveForgottenWhatHappinessEverFeltLike #MyBodyIsAboutToBeLiquifiedByCement #ToyotathonShouldEnterConcussionProtocol

I love football. Football rocks.

MATTHEW GOLDEN YOU DOG

I don’t know if I will ever recover from this.

The Bears just beat the Packers in a playoff game. I don’t even know what to say.

Someone shoot me a proof of life text tomorrow morning. Just to make sure.

I don’t care what the NFL decided. Brandon McManus definitely assaulted those flight attendants.

I might decide to take my life

I’m not sure what getting hit by a car feels like. But it’s gotta be pretty close to this.

Is life worth living? I mean is it really?

What Brandon McManus just did to me is 1000% worse than whatever those flight attendants said he did to them.

My neighbor is gonna be SHOCKED by the gunshot she’s about to hear from inside my house.

I would rather watch my grandma get hit by a train than witness what I just watched.

I CANT FUCKING DO THE SPECIAL TEAMS THING. I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW A TEAM SO GOOD HAS HAD THE SAME ISSUE FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. AHFHFDJJSISYDBEDKSISHDBSJSOJSBS

Self harm is coming my way.

I’m going to kill myself. I’m actually going to do it. Not an empty threat. #ReachOut

Still can’t believe he scanned the room after hoping no one saw

I can’t get over this guy just changing her oil in the middle of the bar

MY GOAT