ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴘᴘʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐑 #ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟʀᴘ x #ᴍᴠʀᴘ x #ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄʀᴘ

ㅤ I can't help but wonder if the pyramids are shaped like that to keep homeless people from sleeping on them. ㅤ

🚨 I BEG YOU, DON'T LEAVE HER ALONE HALA NEEDS MILK AND FOOD I BEG YOU HALA NEEDS MILK AND FOOD I BEG YOU HALA NEEDS MILK AND FOOD I BEG YOU HALA NEEDS MILK AND FOOD I BEG YOU HALA NEEDS MILK AND FOOD I BEG YOU chuffed.org/project/128377…

ㅤ I should start running, huh. ㅤ

ㅤ Glad I'm not that guy ㅤ

i put my pride down. help me please. gofund.me/2a0dbbe8

ㅤ Damn bitch you're getting like, no pussy. Would never let that happen to me though. 'Thou hast scared thy hoes' as my brother would say. ㅤ

ㅤ Tch tch, this is a learning experience. You should be drowning it and yet I've seen no asses shaken in your honor, no bras flung at your feet. Get good, kid. Or get lost. ㅤ

ㅤ I don't care that you're my kid, I will stab you. ㅤ

ㅤ In Greece this would be a cardinal sin. But Greece this is not. I will stab you. ㅤ

//: this is not how I normally write Loki but the bit supersedes my portrayal

ㅤ Just killed Thor, destroyed someone's self esteem, and threatened to slay my own child. That's me, that's right. ㅤ

ㅤ NOT AS OF IMMORTAL THOR #24 YOU AREN'T THE WHEEL TURNS BROTHER ㅤ

ㅤ We should slay him. put him out of his misery, no bitches, no life. ㅤ

ㅤ King Arthur came a lot, didn't he? ㅤ

ㅤ Joke so bad you just stare like ㅤ

ㅤ Shout out to my favorite champion, Yuno Miles. The rest of you disgust me by comparison. ㅤ

//: both suck tbh A lot of the problematic writers that got called out left Twitter and went to bluesky so there's definitely a lot of issues there

//: I'm bad about looking at dms cuz I've never been hit with a dm limit LMAO