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Yesterday I bought a cup of coffee for $3 I now have a $3 trade deficit with the coffee shop so I am imposing a 50% trade tariff on them. Today my coffee cost me $4.50 #winning

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Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has rejoined Goldman Sachs, where he previously worked, as a part-time senior advisor to offer his unique insights on global politics and the economy to the bank's clients while continuing his role as a Conservative MP.

Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has rejoined Goldman Sachs, where he previously worked, as a part-time senior advisor to offer his unique insights on global politics and the economy to the bank's clients while continuing his role as a Conservative MP.
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Finally I agree with Farage - there is an existential threat in a small boat in the English Channel and something should be done about it

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I'll be on the Friday Night Social at 9.30pm discussing the madness of the Dutch King worshipping pallet burners among other things. Join us and say hello in the chat youtube.com/live/cOyLWPv35…

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A recent memo from the Justice Department and the FBI concluded that Jeffrey Epstein did not have an incriminating "client list" and that his death was a suicide, prompting Donald Trump to urge his supporters to "move on" from the issue.

A recent memo from the Justice Department and the FBI concluded that Jeffrey Epstein did not have an incriminating "client list" and that his death was a suicide, prompting Donald Trump to urge his supporters to "move on" from the issue.
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Farage is single-handedly responsible for transforming the UK into a xenophobic, economically declining and increasingly introspective nation. He deserves all the credit for this achievement.

Farage is single-handedly responsible for transforming the UK into a xenophobic, economically declining and increasingly introspective nation.  He deserves all the credit for this achievement.
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An MRI uses magnets & radio waves to image tumors, helping my Doctor diagnose & plan treatment. Today's scan will tell me if my last 6 months of treatment worked and what's next.

An MRI uses magnets & radio waves to image tumors, helping my Doctor diagnose & plan treatment. Today's scan will tell me if my last 6 months of treatment worked and what's next.
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If you dig deep enough all the despots and dictators had daddy issues. Tell your boys you love them, it may stop them becoming Hitler, Trump, Farhage or Johnson in the future ...

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40 years ago Donald Trump bravely infiltrated Epstein's secret cabal of paedophiles. He spent the next 40 years gathering evidence of the crimes and waited until the ringleader died before revealing that nothing had happened and Rosie O'Donnell should be deported.

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Today I have a Bum Cam appointment, of all the things I've let doctors do to my arse this one scares me. Not just the pain but also because this photo-shoot will tell me if we got rid of the cancer in me or not. It's OK to be scared, cancer is scary - bums, however, remain funny.

Today I have a Bum Cam appointment, of all the things I've let doctors do to my arse this one scares me. Not just the pain but also because this photo-shoot will tell me if we got rid of the cancer in me or not. It's OK to be scared, cancer is scary - bums, however, remain funny.
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I've been looking for a word or description of Trump, something that suggests his populist, street-smarts but also his ignorance and stupidity. I've come up with : Cunning-Dunce