MY DAUGHTER IVANKA BECOMES EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL UNDER STRESS. IT'S AMAZING HOW SEXY SHE IS UNDER PRESSURE. BELIEVE ME WE'RE GOING TO GRABTOWN

JAY-Z CAN GRAB HIS BLACK DICK ONSTAGE BUT IF I GRAB ONE UNCONSENTING PUSSY ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. JUST AN EXAMPLE OF HOW RIGGED THIS SHIT IS

I GRABBED A TEACHER'S PUSSY BACK IN GRADE SCHOOL. SHE SAID, "DONNIE, DO THAT AGAIN & I'LL STICK YOUR LITTLE FINGERS IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER"

THIS IS AN UNFAIR RIGGED FUCKING SYSTEM. IT'S RIGGED IN FAVOR OF THE LOSERS, THE HANDICAPPED, THE FUCKFACES, THE MINORITIES AND BITCHY WOMEN

I GRABBED MY MOTHER'S PUSSY ON THE WAY OUT OF THAT CUNT 70 YEARS AGO & NOBODY COMPLAINED. THAT'S HOW FUCKING UNFAIR I AM BEING TREATED. SAD!

SOMETIMES MELANIA MAKES SENSE. TONIGHT SHE SAID: 'IF ALL WHITES PEOPLES VOTES FOR YOU, THEN WE WILL MOVE TO WHITEST HOUSE WITH NO PROBLEMS"

BEYONCE AND KATY PERRY ARE BOTH PIGS, SLOBS, DOGS, SLUTS, CUNTS, WHORES, BIMBOS, CUM-BUCKETS, TRAMPS AND NASTY BITCHES. THEY ALSO EAT SHIT

MANY PEOPLE SAY SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MY DAUGHTER IVANKA. THAT BEING SAID, I CAN TELL YOU THAT WE HAVE NEVER DONE ANAL

TONIGHT IS THE LAST NIGHT I WILL NOT BE THE PRESIDENT. IMAGINE HOW HARD IT WILL MAKE MY DICK. AND I ALREADY HAVE THE HARDEST DICK ON EARTH

GRABBING VICTORY BY THE PUSSY TOMORROW NIGHT AS AMERICA OPENS ITS TERRIFIC LEGS & WELCOMES MY GROPE. TOTALLY CONSENTING. THE BEST CONSENTING

A TREMENDOUS NUMBER OF HISPANICS HAVE ALREADY STOPPED EATING TACO BOWLS AND RAPING FOR LONG ENOUGH TO VOTE EARLY FOR ME IN FLORIDA & NEVADA!

NORTH CAROLINA HAS BEEN TERRIFIC TO ME. THE MEN GET IT ON WITH THEIR DAUGHTERS WHILE THEIR WIVES LOOK THE OTHER WAY. PROBABLY AT BLACK MEN

MELANIA HAS ALREADY STARTED CALLING ME "MEESTER PREZIDENT" AND HERSELF AS "THE FIRSTEST LADY." SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT IVANKA ALWAYS COMES 1ST

SARAH PALIN TEXTED TO WISH ME "GOOD LUCK FOR GOSH-DARNED SAKES!!!" TO BE HONEST, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE'D BE MORE SUCCESSFUL IN GANGBANG PORN

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS SUCH A LOSER. JON BON JOVI IS AN EVEN GREATER LOSER. YOU KNOW WHO'S GREAT? TED NUGENT. HE'S LIKE THE WHITE MAN'S JAY-Z

I ASK YOU TO GO OUT TOMORROW AND VOTE FOR ME. MELANIA ASKS YOU TO "GO OUTS AND VOTES FOR MY HUSBAND." IVANKA ASKS YOU TO REMEMBER HER BRAND

THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IS REALLY ONE BIG PUSSY I'M ABOUT TO GRAB. IT'S HAIRY, IT'S WET, AND IT'S DYING TO HAVE MY LITTLE FINGERS IN THERE

I'D WISH HILLARY GOOD LUCK BUT WHAT I REALLY WISH SHE COULD HAVE IS A FACE FULL OF HER HUSBAND'S SPLOOGE STRAIGHT OUT OF MONICA'S PIE HOLE

I FEEL VICTORY APPROACHING TODAY. IT'S ACTUALLY BUBBLING UP INSIDE MY NUTSACK. MY NUTSACK IS NEVER WRONG. I HAVE THE MOST ACCURATE NUTSACK

SOON I'LL BE MAKING LOVE WITH IVANKA IN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM. I WONDER WHAT ABE WOULD THINK ABOUT THAT SHIT. THAT'S WHY I WANT TO DO IT THERE