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#LittleKnownFactsAboutCandy If you chew bubble gum until the sugar is gone, your bubbles will be bigger.

There's still time to play #LittleKnownFactsAboutCandy with me, 🍷Trudy B on hiatus!

You go play the next few days' hashtags #AndIllBeOnTheMoon by the middle of next week. I just have to wait to leave until I get my spacesuit back from the dry cleaners.

Sunday is pasta night!

💥💥💥HASHTAG ALERT💥💥💥 Same game, new date & time🍭 Join me Acidic Blonde™️ tonight for a game that will rot your hashtag sweet tooth! Now on Mondays at 9PM ET Found on Calendar Girl Bot & @TagHappenings

Xeet sounds like a low-budget haemorrhoid cream

#WeddingVowsShouldInclude who gets to control the thermostat

#WeddingVowsShouldInclude a clause on the art of compromise

#WeddingVowsShouldInclude I ain't touching this shish! gonna jinx me! once was more than enuff.

Pillow talk will not involve throw pillows #WeddingVowsShouldInclude

#WeddingVowsShouldInclude Never bury me on a fucking golf course.

#WeddingVowsShouldInclude the decision tree for how to pick a restaurant

New chew toy for the pupper😳

There are no contenders for nicest, funniest, most loyal hashtagger and friend because Jake held those titles. I'll miss being called Twoodie. #RIPJake

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