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that cheap guy πŸ¦• πŸ›Έ πŸ„

@troylf

on bluesky now. keeping this account active just to troll fascists.

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calendar_today20-02-2013 03:57:23

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that cheap guy πŸ¦• πŸ›Έ πŸ„(@troylf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Who’s going to defend Super Earth in my place while I’m at work for the next 8-10 hours? Are none of you patriots?

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After today’s events, I’m not sure what more evidence you deniers need that we are indeed in the matrix but the computer overlords are dead or have abandoned us. The simulation should’ve reset at least probably 8-9 times since 9/11.

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The vibes of the Angels Stadium are completely insane. They are sponsored by Japanese cat food and they worship it as their god

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that cheap guy πŸ¦• πŸ›Έ πŸ„(@troylf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I go to sleep and wake up, Toby is always next to me, but I know he goes on adventures at night because he leaves his found treasures on his dog bed in the living room. This is his overnight haul.

When I go to sleep and wake up, Toby is always next to me, but I know he goes on adventures at night because he leaves his found treasures on his dog bed in the living room. This is his overnight haul.
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My dad on our annual trip to Kings Island: β€œAs soon as those fireworks start tonight, you make your way right here to the front gate and don’t wander off. I’d like to be home before midnight.”

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You ever consider that the Mayflower Pilgrims were such monumental aholes that the British (who were at that point the biggest aholes in history) told them to please leave and that’s how we came to be.

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