“Is putting a shirt on beyond your capabilities?” She’s looked around trying not too look to closely at him. “I’ve only left you about 10 voicemails.”

“What’s your excuse this time? Rebekah? I’ve heard about that. How could you?”

just here to say she loves @SAMWlNCH 🥺

Her eyes rolled at his evident ignorance, she followed him around the room not letting this go. “Besides the point Damon, she tried to kill me?!”

not comparable to you ‼️

nevernevernever 😙

“Because just as things seem to be running smoothly you still find a way to cause me doubt. Why else would you ignore me for so long?”

“Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I’ll leave, and let you get back to whatever it was you were doing.”

she confesses.

she’s smiling at the reader and his charms.

For the last time, she isn’t staring okay? Her eyes were just. . wandering.

You know what she likes? When he wears clothes rather than a towel!

He’s a vampire, surely drying himself in 0.2 seconds flat isn’t beyond his capabilities.

There’s a time and a place, he should learn that.

Fine, whatever. She’ll bring a blindfold next time.

Boo.

How would he prefer her to “play it.”

Convince her.

Fine. Although the road doesn’t look particularly comfortable.

Okay okay, I’m laying down. Have it your way.