"Never fuck with a woman in Louboutins. I promise you, she knows her worth." ~ Daughter of Bobby 'Elvis" Munson and Peaches. ~ Administrative assistant at Diosa Norte. ~ Detailed and Literate writer. ~ #MDNI. ~ (N)SFW ~ MC~Dark Themes~Triggers ~ Story driven RP ~ DMs open.

If anyone and I mean anyone would like to RP or anything hit me up. I dont do mains and im very friendly guy. Ask anyone. But would love to write with more people.

And you didn’t invite me? Shame, I would’ve rocked that stripper pole.

❝ʟɪғᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴇᴀsɪᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀs sᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴄᴋ.❞ » New account for DirectorOfPorn » An AU take on Luann » Mature content » open to storylines and banter » Ships with chemistry

Working in Charming today with 𝑨𝒔𝒑𝒚𝒏 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒓 regarding her restaurant business. Potentially going to pick up a new client or two to represent as well. This girl never stops working. Avocado toasts with a poached egg is perfection!

Naturally I’m a brunette, but currently my hair is more Auburn red. Now I’m considering to go blonde. Gemma hates blondes.

||: Absolutely phenomenal!! 💕

||: Of course!! I’m around if you ever wish to write. sage.

||: Of course! Always. Winging is my favorite.

So, um, my kid just pulled the snake of the dryer. A baby snake but that’s not the point. She’s fucking fearless. Lord, help me.

Fresh baked banana bread is my favorite!

“He’s on the damn door under me!”

“Looking great, Gin! Keep it up!”

Fried pork chop Wednesday is back on the menu at Phoenix’s! Come see your favorite girl.

𝑨𝒔𝒑𝒚𝒏 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑺𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒓 wanted to add a little twist to the menu at Phoenix’s so oysters it is. I managed to pair the new edition with a crisp and perfect Pinot Grigio by yours truly vigneron.

I miss Draven.

📲 Jax {𝗝𝗮𝘅 𝗧𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿} 💬 4th of July— what’s the plan? I’ll bring food!!

Time for bed baby bean, Peyton Brooke Spencer..