Therapist says I’m supposed to be dating; not chasing men not interested &or willing/able to commit to relationship, no understanding of boundaries,who only expresses affection in inappropriate sexual ways, &nickname rhymes w/str8 moondate. What do you suppose he meant by that?

Unrelated but I’m in a mood for a bi curious college boy to call me daddy. Updated credit limit on my Amex making me feel like it’s sugar daddy season 😉

In light of recent news regarding the theft of the Harris/Waltz signs the str8 roommate is messaging folks in our neighborhood offering $20 to replace the M*G* signs he pissed on in 2020. So far no takers, but his mom is horrified. My stepdad reports everyone else is laughing

“I’m a top,” “I’m a bottom.” Okay, but I’m going Down, down, down the road. Down the witches' road. Follow me my friend, for glory at the end.

Tweet #1 the str8 room8 is actively trying to persuade his dad to vote Dem. His argument is that every time he votes, his vote is cancelled out by both parents voting rep. And that it’s so important to him for his vote to count this year. (He knows better than to ask his mom)

Tweet #2 all of the feelings I have about tweet #1 are undermined by the fact that he’s pacing around shirtless, in sweatpants and it’s just swinging around

My mother. My. Mother. Went off on the str8 room8s mother today. Three a brick through their window and threatened to beat the “maga bitch” The dads had to pull her off his mom. Stepdad says to tell the roommate he never has to go back there. WTF is this world?

Stupid things I’ve fought with the str8 roommate about recently. #1 currently he’s the only man I get to see naked, & I’m not allowed to stare? #2 separate & unrelated, when I refused to show him my hole on Halloween. #3 my ongoing refusal to let him buy a house for us.

Made it home to Sterling safely with minimal drama. Mom made up my room for both of us. Str8 roommates folks are not invited tomorrow. Also, his Dad told my stepdad they are going out of town Friday and got the hot tub serviced and cleaned n case we want to use it.

Just deleted a tweet about being a whore on this work trip, because it sounded like I was being a lazy employee. For the record, I’m just as lazy on the road as I am in the office.

The way I was sure this was a post from esahc

Str8 roomie & I’ve been arguing since the condo lease renewal reminder came last week. Today that man texts me he made an offer on a house for us. I stg I’m going to kill him. AND no one gets why I’m mad 😡. It’s like the oposite of a lavender marriage.