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went through my dm requests and now have a sugar mommy

things haven’t been the same since I finished the 3 lb bag of red starbursts I keep next to my bed

cyberbullying my boss on microsoft teams

one time I got ghosted by a man that had the haha joker tattoo covering his chest which is fine and also probably the safest outcome for me

not now daddy, kitten only has one wordle guess left

don’t just stare at my tweet, like it

you’re allowed to have 1 (one) crush that does not care if you live or die

it’s beer o’clock

stealing my own tweet so it’s ethical

a bag of miss vickies jalapeño chips has never been safe around me

I am addicted to tweeting every 15 minutes

I’m so drunk I could make eye contact with someone

one more beer and I’m closing my eyes for good

yes im a single woman with no children yes this is a family channel

mick mouse just stole my wallet

holding space for a miller lite

pretend I didn’t tweet that