I just know alex caruso is blasting that “I’m not afraid” eminem song on his beats right now

sick to my stomach. save the world TJ

sixers 2026 champs mccain 50 piece in the finals invest NOW

The cops know the ring is fake and won’t let them celebrate

guy who's afraid of the hustle and bustle of Columbus Ohio: NYC is finished if Mamdani wins

everyone do their part to collapse the power grid, keep your ac running at 55 degrees even if you leave the house

andrew cuomo you are finished brother

shaving my balls before voting just in case

an official member of the Andrew Cuomo campaign just tried looking up my shorts at my polling place

Even Cuomo’s paid canvassers are voting for Zohran Kwame Mamdani 🫡

mao throwing lobs to wemby call that the Great Leap Forward

free headline for the ny post when zohran opens the grocery stores: GLOBALIZE THE EMPANADA

stop doxing me

DIMES SQUARE GULAGS ARE COMING

ENJOY THE SUBURBS

zohran please come to the nba draft tonight at barclays center to liberate the league from the despot adam silver

just put the halal in the bag bro

keep your eyes peeled for a deranged man wearing a red sixers shirt and holding a 24oz bud light during the nba draft tonight

sent myself a text and then got excited when my phone vibrated. 😭😪