I hid some salad under a burger to try to trick myself into eating it.

This is meal prep. Ask me anything about it

Talk me out of buying this

I spotted this on my way to help some Girl Scouts with a project. Can you tell what’s in the tent? ٍ

So because I live in New York State, regardless of the fact I haven’t been even pulled over in over 10 years, haven’t made any insurance claims in over 7 years, my car insurance just went up 15%? wtf

I’m getting a corvette and making these insane rates worthwhile.

If bathrooms supplied DUDE Wipes

Heading to Disney in a couple days so trying to cook less and have less to clean up so I am about to throw a couple of NY strips on the grill with a little chimichurri marinated shrimp and some shoshito peppers. Going to dirty as many dishes as possible. Dad’s Seasonings 💪🏼

Vegetables are very important. Chop them up and serve them over steak.

Haven’t done a Wordle in a while, but I woke up feeling rambunctious and decided to give it a go for old times sake. Wordle 1,522 2/6 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Home for the next week.

It’s been 7 years since my last release Spirits. 🎷 In that time I toured the world 🍅 Now I’m back with more music. You Can’t Catch Me drops Friday. Pre-save link in bio. Video premiere Fri 11am EST. Let’s go.

A 9:00 snack of a super slice of pizza and some chips

No online casinos in Florida? wtf?

I just saw bleachers at Disney

For what it’s worth, we were taking to an old couple and Bleachers came up and then I Miss Those Days played in the lobby.

I guarantee, if you go to any Cracker Barrel right now, there’s an old guy in overalls who looks like the logo, drinking coffee and flirting with Sharon in her 4-star apron. That’s the reason they shouldn’t change.

Scariest thing in Disney is these 2 creepy bastards in Its a Small World.