Little known fact if you try hard enough you can suck the cum back into your balls to prevent unwanted pregnancy. It's called the turkey baster and it's the one thing condom companies don't want you to know.

We're going back to the card game well, and this time, it's with arguably a much more stupider game. Will this even be entertaining??? FIND OUT TONIGHT!

there are two types of card games.

In What Do We Trust?, by Txemi Jendrix (2001)

Rivals 2 is fun. I'm sure I'm not the first person to give this feedback but it would be cool if the ranked matchmaking actually attempted at all to match you against people at your skill level.

windblown feels great. the world design is super interesting, the combat is just as tight as I'd expect from the creators of dead cells, the weapons I've unlocked so far feel varied and satisfying. it's the kind of video game that makes you want to make video games. big recommend

nobody cares about fleshlights anymore

watch party has taken a dark turn

The only 'CNC' I wanna be a part of is Creating New Companions 😃

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sigh

Okay I gave bluesky an honest try, I really did. Maybe it'll get better over time but holy shit that website fucking sucks so bad.

i posted this as a joke over there but this is really just what that website is. this isn't even an exaggeration. in fact in hindsight i didn't even go far enough it doesn't even function as the satire it was intended to be.

going to town on my dick atm

Lenny Kravitz Dick POPPED OUT! 😩👌🏽