I’d feel bad for Dave Grohl’s wife but I had an ex get two different women pregnant while we were together and he was never in Nirvana.

What happens now? Who is the Vice Mayor?

A haunted house but it’s just your ex taking a 2 hour sh*t in your bathroom while he texts other women.

Check out our latest #ladyjourney with the fabulous Tracey Carnazzo !!!! Follow us for more - youtu.be/tBTPM9CaWg0

Marissa’s mom is my mood. #LoveIsBlind

This election stuff is stressing me out and dividing our nation. Can we start talking about things we all agree on? Like how Diddy is innocent.

Next time you’re in public with someone standing next to you with a call on speaker phone, join in on the conversation. Now everyone is having fun.

I never met a Luigi I didn’t like.

I put the “nightmare” in “before Christmas.”

The dream team Tara Cannistraci

It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve. Isn’t anything sacred anymore?

I’ll be on the show 1/7 at 7pm at The Stand with Ray DeVito

I’m quick to let you go💓💓

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Roses are red 🌹 Violets are blue 🪻 If he’s busy on Valentine’s Day ❤️ The side chick is you 🤡

The hardest part of being a woman is knowing which times are best to make a wish and keeping up with them daily.

“I could see you f***ing Joe Pesci.” is wild 😂 Our favorite duo welcomed back stand-up comedian, Tracey Carnazzo, to the studio to discuss her love for Alec Baldwin, decentering men, and the mysterious sex appeal of Joe Pesci. Listen to bonus episodes of Guys We Fcked Podcast now on

They were onto something. 😂 Our favorite duo welcomed back stand-up comedian, Tracey Carnazzo, to the studio to discuss her love for Alec Baldwin, decentering men, and the mysterious sex appeal of Joe Pesci. Listen to bonus episodes of @guyswefcked now on Spotify: