Microsoft Outlook Steakhouse

5 EASY CROCKPOT RECIPES FOR TOILET PAPER YOUR FAMILY WILL DEVOUR:

A shift manager at a McDonald’s restaurant in Kansas City, Mo., asks why a company that earned $5.3 billion last year can’t guarantee paid sick leave for all of its workers. nyti.ms/2U2gP0m

Nathan Fielder as Beyoncé (a thread) ✨

😂😂😂😂 hit the “ooo stop it” perfectly

This is the most tone deaf bullshit I’ve ever seen holy fuck

Relaunching Aug 2020. Demo submission link in bio 🌺

Someone really let his son do this to me.

Wow it’s almost as if you don’t win if you can’t score.

you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying "are we about to kiss?"

Omg

senate currently giving the long speeches usually told by a person holding the blunt too long

Got my Covid shot and the 5G on my phone is so fast now!

*Watching Godzilla vs. Kong with my girlfriend* "That's King Kong. He's a giant monkey. He's going to be crucial to the plot so pay attention to him."

It's called a non fuckable token, they're worth so much money because they're made of computers.

Ole crazy eyes Bobby Portis bout to murder that ref and drink his blood.

soundcloud.com/ntriv/if-you-1

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm about to watch the dog episode of Futurama

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later: