I won a free cruise!!

Damn. Imagine assaulting a comedian on live TV because he was being a comedian. Lost some respect for you tonight Will.

Pollen would be a perfect torture device. Just imagine locking someone in a room full of pollen. Some might say "not everyone is allergic to pollen" to which I would reply that every person has their breaking point.

I think I just stopped a gas station robbery??? That shit was wild.

PSA: Don't go to the Valero by Chili's late at night

Are all theatre departments this controversial or is it just ours?

The squirrels in my neighborhood have been feeling rather brave as of late

If I copy and paste a 3-page play summary into my final paper and cite it, does it still count as plagiarism? Asking for a friend.

SFA Theatre Department would be a hit reality TV show

Who in Queer Topics would like to help me finish this paper? Money is not a problem. Drop a reasonable price. This is not a joke.

If you notice me wearing the same outfit all week, mind your business. It's finals week.

I'd like to thank all of my professors for having mercy on me this semester. I'd also like to thank Goldfish.

Filming starts today for the Summer Feature! My first feature length film and I am so excited!

If gas goes up one more cent I'm gonna kick someone's ass

I'm gonna name my kids skittle and milk-dud

I thought about driving my car today and my debit card went ahead and charged me anyway

Our yearly reminder that we kicked British ass back in the day. Happy Birthday America! You got a few issues but I still love you. You're #1 in my heart.

Big L people out today 😮‍💨

The Queen has finally given up her spot on the Iron Throne.

New Year, same message. Use your blinker.