ChatGPT has the energy of Biff Tanner at the end of Back to the Future after they change the timeline

The “Bulls are bad actually” crowd tonight

“The Bulls are who we thought they were!” Can we please keep in mind they’ve played exactly one of these teams so far?

This is how the developers of Insomniac Spider-Man think criminals move all the time

If you have me 29 guesses to figure out which fanbase tweeted this I wouldn’t have gotten it

As a middle school math teacher, I’d like to emphasize that down and to the left is ok too

In my second-ever college xc race in the first 800 meters two dudes who were jostling for position start escalating and I hear one of them say “you wanna go?” And they step out of the pack and just start trading blows like it was hockey

I would also like to add that a Quidditch season is six matches long, there's absolutely no reason it needed to be cancelled to make room for a contest with three events.

They should have a gentleman’s agreement to decline all offsides penalties and just go the opposite way

I know this is trollbait, but if we're sticking mostly with team sports than it *is* basketball, as long as we define "good" as just being a net positive for your team. As long as you can do *one* thing well and not get in the way the rest of the time you can be "good"