I got Flashback 2 yesterday but my progress has stalled because the boss I'm supposed to fight refuses to appear. It's just one of many bugs I've experienced on PS5. Also, it suffers from dull combat and shoddy storytelling. So far I'd be wanting cash back more than Flashback.

'Yep, that's an adequate amount of fireworks,' thought everyone, a full seven minutes before the fireworks display actually ended.

The only way this tweet could be more insensitive would be if 'our boys' were playing for the Ashes. Dickhead.

This is a brilliant analogy.

I’d find it impossible to stick a number on a game like #DeathStranding but I’m very surprised by how many 10s it’s getting. I read the IGN review first and was like “yeah, that’s probably about right”. I can’t wait for the public to have a go. Twitch & YouTube are gonna be nuts

Me: is Death Stranding good?

All reviews: well, look. I mean... Okay, look. In a game as, I mean, you have to understand that quantifying... with a game like this... look. Listen. Do I recommend... Could I recommend. Look. It's like this: Is it good? I mean, it depends... look,

I don't.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Was watching Everything Sucks on Netflix ANZ and couldn't get over how much Kate Messner looks like Dustin from Stranger Things. So I fired up the ol' Photoshop machine and sure enough...

I switched the graphics mode to 'Classic' and this row of coins just appeared at the bottom of the screen. Weird. #UltraSFII

@sookywolf I'd be more worried about HR than VR if I fired that up in the office ;)

@shobhit713 ha! Well if there's a better tech for smelling virtual farts, I'm yet to strap it on my face. Maybe Valve will make an HTC Vile?

I've come out of twitirement purely to share this with you, deejaykfm

PS. You're welcome.

@Mattacularr thank you very much for reading it!

@_mandotorres Terri Schwartz Daniel Joshua Yehl Jim Vejvoda I agree with all of that apart from the bit about Krupa

@darrenbraz IGN Lucy O'Brien Daniel I'm coming out of my self-imposed Twitirement just to say that I love you too, D-Braz.

@8BITABS I've actually replaced it with this one so that I never fall asleep on the couch/anywhere else ever again.

Dead Rising 2 is tailor made for funny Arnie-style one-liners: http://tinyurl.com/263mt5u #deadrising2