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I work hard and I play hard

For reasons I can’t quite explain there’s something undeniably sinister about Nissan altima cars… a strange darkness surrounding that model specifically

Anyone else feel this?

If it sounds right, say it! That’s what I always say

Accepting a friend request on Facebook, in the bathroom of a bar, saying aloud: “yes, you are my friend”

Things are going unbelievably well for me

At the OldSpaghettiFactory full of enough Chianti and milk to take down a rhino

I am constantly entering my prime

Not a fan of loitering laws, let them hang out is what I say

This didn’t work

I’m adopting a cooler, more zen persona that will hopefully carry over into my lifestyle

Hit the steali pipe, crack open a cold one, text some homies, crank the window ac unit, turn on youtube, lay back and it’s good to be king

Note to self: update bitmoji now that I’m buff

Can you imagine what Buster Keaton would have done if he had access to a skateboard and youtube?

People have been getting together and doing weird stuff for a long time now

If there’s one thing people my age love it’s thoroughly exploring intrusive thoughts and feeling uncomfortable! It’s my generation’s greatest artistic statement