I feel like I’ve been programmed since birth to be awake early on Xmas day. I really should be asleep. There is not one reason that I should be awake this early. Anyway, Merry Xmas 🎄

Very grateful that I am still able to have my parents with me for Xmas, a lovely afternoon and luncheon. As an adult, they understand that, I too, need an afternoon relax and MCC chill session. Quiet house and clean kitchen 🥂🎄

Oh okay

I don’t know who needs to hear this but someone has been mad at you for YEARS about something you don’t even remember and they talk about it to other people A LOT. Hope this helps!

"I am all things at once, but never shall I do all things at one and the same time." - Egon Schiele

Hey June

People: what have you been doing these last few years? Me: I have kitten cat now. I’m a cat mom. Look at my kitten cat.

The aesthetic here is best described as mentally ill chic.

To be this content on a Monday morning

According to Zac Hanson, the word 'MMMBop' represents ‘the fact that time passes very quickly… In a moment, in an MMMBop, life will be over’.

After 19 years I would think Han would’ve googled cricket by now. I find myself explaining pitch conditions year on year!

Cats are the original transformers … from cute toe beans to maul mittens in 0.02secs

we’ve opted for a sock tube to prevent post-snip-snip licks. He’s still medicated but is fighting sleep. One minute he’s danger Ket the next dazed and confused. I’m just stressed. 😿🙀

An onion’s genome is five times larger than a human’s.

I cannot wait for this moment 🐈‍⬛

This is what “Just 5 more minutes” for the last hour , looks like.

I AM FINISHED 😂