Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep" Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

"But no wasps were found."

soon as you ask me “how did you sleep” I already know this ain’t finna go nowhere

This nigga keeps asking me to sign up for betting apps, like I don’t place my own parlays, NO.

Arrest me!

I’m intelligent.

Won’t you out smart me, tell me that your plan works better than mine

That pretzel at sonic go so crazy, omggg.

Salivate as well please.

It’s usually jewelry for me. Earrings, my watch, my soap.

Yeah 🙂‍↕️

I should’ve never moved back from KC lbs

5’0, always the shortest 😘

You gotta actually be a funny mf for funny shit to hit. You can’t do what I do, bc you’re corny.

I smiled at this way too hard 😂 I just love, love.

On ft with my sister ‘n law and she is busting down a seafood boil, I’m jealous asl 🫠

Lmao, I love a funny nigga

Man, was just told I need front brakes 🫠

I could use some breakfast right now

I want to be the one, who will always be there to give you, whatever you want