the middletown dunkin donuts is sending me mixed signals

2 points for Kroger on 2nd street for the man in the liquor store telling me i should have smiled in my ID photo and then taking off his mask to lick his fingers to open a plastic bag. actually make that 181,001 points.

the two worst things to happen to us this year started in 2016

“i just think these things are too expensive to choose something that’s not timeless.” - hope roman, roasting someone’s photo album

i don’t know who needs to hear this but stop captioning pictures with taylor swift lyrics

BREAKING: #Kentucky attorney general to announce #BreonnaTaylor decision at 1:30 p.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/3mKPnAL #Louisville #BlackLivesMatter

"If you stick a knife in my back 9 in and pull it out 6 in, there's no progress. If you pull it all the way out, that's not progress. The progress is healing the wound that the blow made. They won’t even admit the knife is there." Malcolm X. #BreonnaTaylor

Breonna Taylor's and Emmett Till's murders were let off scott free on the same day 65 years apart.

it’s 4 o’clock on a thursday and tomorrow is a half day at work and i’m excited for the weekend and #BreonnaTaylor is still dead and the men responsible are still not accountable and i don’t know what to make for dinner

is there any such thing as “hamster-in-a-good-way” ?

Sup nigga? #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor

THE SUN

sophie really told joe “i love you, right? shit is catchy. shit is very catchy. you’re gonna have a rough eight months.” #MrPerfectlyFine

good to finally see world leaders talking about what matters #bts

me: hey I’m here me: yeah I pulled up just now me just now: #TheBachelorette

zoloft is cool and all but have you ever tried getting into kpop?

redeeming love is the christian women’s version of 50 shades of grey

why is monopoly so emotional