Still my favourite video of all time, hope this legend is raising a glass to the big man tonight

laura He looks like a bald Joseph Stalin

Hope Paixao goes for a pint in the Shakey as a goodbye to the club when both of these absolute weasels fuck off… #SWFC

Swear down I’m a Northern General Hospital season ticket holder…

Thought that said Cyclops then…

Was just falling asleep on Liz’s shoulder and heard a doctor telling another patient to ‘push your bottom up and slide backwards’ … What?

Embargo ✅ 3 window transfer ban ✅ Manager gone ✅ Coaches gone ✅ Gassama sold for peanuts ✅ Musaba sold for peanuts ✅ Windass left for free ✅ Smith left for free ✅ Pato left for free ✅ No signings ✅ Ground days away from being condemned ✅ No friendlies ✅ We’re ready.

No he wouldn’t say that, that’s harsh… He’d say hold my can of tuna whilst me and Paixao laugh at the lot of you. Pair of them are rodent weasels. #SWFC

“Ow!” Oswald Mosley 1962

Hope the cunt has a miserable life.

Imagine being tasked with this when you’re struggling to pay your bills, rent or mortgage because that turgid fuck doesn’t even want to pay you. Nope, I wouldn’t blame them a jot if they all refused and walked out. #SWFC

Barnsley fan, I see… 120+3 happened 2 years ago sugar. Let it go… #SWFC

Pet hate with a few others. What on earth does it take for something to happen that will encourage us to get a match abandoned. I feel like that’s our last card to play. #SWFC

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 #SWFC

Poor bugger. Has he been paid yet? #SWFC

“I’m a chuffing lunatic!” #SWFC

Interesting leg tattoo, that.

Always an absolute pleasure in receiving that letter from the HMRC that basically says ‘we’re absolutely useless in everything we do, so we’ve ballsed up taxing you properly. We’re going to charge you £122 for our mistake! What are we like?..’