When the tagline is “when travel feels like time travel” and the time travel in question is to the past and not the future and the experience is nevertheless better in every way than the present you need to start asking some difficult questions

Justin Fields Jets QB1 again!

Fortnite has the opportunity to make the best traversal emote yet

every day is like "chinese scientists create bone healing juice that heals bones instantly" or "japanese scientists figure out how to regrow tooth enamel" or "taiwan scientists cure baldness" and then the next post is "4 days until millions of americans begin starving to death"

The White House now claims it’s legally barred from using emergency funds to keep SNAP running. Journalists discovered that this directly contradicts the USDA’s publicly released shutdown plan (below). The White House wants to end SNAP and is lying to protect themselves.

My life without any stupid ass early international NFL games

evergreen

7 years ago and today

If perps actually do become mainstream for stocks Citadel is going to make 10 trillion a year raping retail

Dr. Lewis Sayre treating scoliosis, checking the curvature of the spine, 1870s.

Every once in a while the cheesy romance meme genre drops a true banger

Gold cools down for the rest of the year Bitcoin goes up for the rest of the year capital rotation goldilocks period for risk assets believe in something

When the wife starts posting selfies and the husband changes his profile pic to the kids

PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found an 18-month enterprise salesforce contract with AI features and a $100k early breakup fee inside this snickers bar

Loving the first trapezoid of excellence

Guy who sets limit orders 50% above and below price on majors and keeps getting filled because these dexs are shit

The SEC's 3 head coaching openings:

Lmao my seal just paid off a small countries debt. Thank you RNG gods 🙏 Arf