Women love a man who cries, shows they can manipulate him.

Got this great joke about AIDS but most of you won’t get it.

Every guy in a relationship is either with his girl or on the phone arguing with her.

23andMe sounds like a black guy’s invite to a train.

Cool how every electric car door handles are hidden up the driver’s ass.

Uber drivers in LA love driving around in silent sweat boxes.

Love when a waiter gets upset at me for ordering.

Crazy how boring most people (you) are.

Love how funny Mexicans are at creating content, they really are taking your jobs.

If I’ve met you 4 times and offer a mint each time, please take the fucking mint.

Women who take advice from gay guys are always sad and lonely 😂

Every reality dating show is an autistic dating show.

Listening to two girls talk about how they’re glad summer is over and it’s 102 degrees.

Can’t believe the rockstar cheated. That’s insane.

Love how easy it is to lose being in shape, like money at a stripclub.

Mighty show tonight Hollywood Improv Swoop along improv.com/hollywood/even…

Most people in LA have the personality of a bag of cement.

FaceTime ruined the appeal of long distance relationships.

Very fair

People in LA try stand up like it’s anal.