Behold, I have had a request! What else can you say about this one other than, bloody Nora! Good morning to you.

When did this facebook feature start here?

I love it when random shit pops u here.

Everton. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When do you expect the Man U fans to leave the stadium?

All the shit about dynamic pricing the past day. None of you gave a shit for the past years while we were petitioning and shouting about it. Suck it up and learn how to play the system. And no, we are not telling you how. You didn’t have our back.

Fits nicely ❤️

Michael Spicer Watch the full version. Not only does it show Michael on top funny-bone-tickling form, but it also does something far more important: clearly stating the frequency and blatancy of Trump's lies. youtube.com/watch?v=HQcFlg…

Went to see Peter Hook and the light. Then home in time to see the northern lights.

80s Madonna selfie.

Gary Neville wanking himself off one minute, then crying the next. Bloke needs to stay off our commentary.

Adults need to stop dressing up for halloween. It’s for kids. You all look like knobheads.

To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!

How the f*ck are Man U on TV again?

Underrated album. Madonna

Shit result, and yes the goal scorer should not have been on the pitch, but thoughts are with Bentancur. That did not look good.

What’s with all the ex footballers hawking CBD, but saying they get no money for promoting it? Of course you are making money from it. Just admit it.

Rio Ferdinand and Ally McCoist on comms! FFS!

Michael Oliver - the red card Liverpool-hater origin story😂