Thursday's Star: “Seaman forgets to grease his shaft” #BBCPapers #TomorrowsPapersToday bbc.in/3AAEARh

So. Much. Crazy.

The Seattle Mariners are hosting their first-ever 'Work from the Ballpark' game today. For $50, fans seated in the Hit It Here Cafe will have WiFi/power access for their laptop and receive a catered lunch 💻

There must be a story here. #calvinandhobbesandacoffeetable

I almost found two matching pairs of socks, while folding laundry this evening.

I make those same sounds when I chew.

I see you paid for the enhanced logging.

This morning I emptied the dishwasher by myself. Was I right to think my kids overreact to the task, or is life as an adult so awful that we've had to raise the bar of suffering and forgotten the struggle? #tuesdaythoughts

All Washington Ferries Outfitted with ‘Student Driver’ Stickers: bit.ly/3SmehpE

Cloudflare No more of this...

The last time the Mariners were in the playoffs, Sony still produced Betamax recorders and I carried a BlackBerry pager. Not a phone, just a pager. #seausrise

Extreme close-up of #kelenic in today's news. #GoMariners #seausrise

I’m voting for a pro-choice Senate majority. RT if you’re with me.

There was a time when watching anything on 17" Sony Trinitron was amazing, even when you were 6 feet away.

The Lower Spokane St Bridge (and bridge workers) are on the job all the time!

learned today that randy johnson is now a professional photographer (??) and shoots nfl games (???)

Retweet if you agree ❤️

I love 1password and am happy to be free of LastPass mandated from dayjob. This makes it even better

We’ve got “True Faith” that we’re near a “Vanishing Point” for rain today. We “Regret” to say the 2nd half of the weekend looks wet for an outdoor “Ceremony”. The “Bizarre Love Triangle” of wind/rain/maintain snow continues. You know - these 🎸tweets are becoming a “Sub-culture”.

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.