Shannon Watts

Of course Conservatives aren't mad about an ICE officer shooting an unarmed lady in the face. It's not something serious like a fast food restaurant changing their logo or a video game having a woman as the protagonist

In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for him.

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

Must be a coincidence that they keep ripping off Nazi phrases

they took a scene from Bloodsport and dubbed it into an old school Mentos commercial. the result is perfection.

Trump’s Message To America:

I preferred when his stupidest idea was the wall

As a boy I always knew I wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app

I’m sorry, WHAT? 🤯

I feel like no one ever gets slizzard or fly like a G-6 anymore

oh i’m so sorry i missed your text even though i haven’t stopped staring at my phone since 2007.

Pretty much 🤣

Foxboro… stand the f*** up

“Driving Me Crazy” SAMMY ADAMS on the playlist in 2026 when New England Patriots move on to AFC. We’re all the way back!!!!

Seen in Hartford, CT today...

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Don’t mind me just dropping this beauty back on your timeline