Sitting at a cafe in Salzburg, Austria enjoying a quiet drink with my partner, and I can’t stop “So long farewell...” from running through my head. #soundofmusic #earworm

The moment you realize that Mark Zuckerberg’s family name translates to Sugar Town. #facebook #MarkZuckerberg

Today is #ElectionDay let's vote for people with compassion, integrity, and vision for our city that leaves no one behind. #ToPoli #TorontoElections

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 Happy Halloween! 👻👻👻👻👻👻

There’s currently a small child’s voice announcing our next subway stop over the train loudspeaker on line 2 and frankly it’s precious. #ttc #toronto @ttchelps

I just said “this Taylor Swift t shirt is fucking whip ass awesome” without even a trace of irony backstage at the bad religion show. So Yes. I’m so punk it’s all the way around the dial.

THEM: You can’t hear a GIF ME:

Everyone else: Ack, Friday the 13th! Me: Its so nice, every year we see it twice. #FridayFeeling

FRIEND: Why do you like Halloween so much? ME:

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Remember the devil-may-care days of salad bars and lunch buffets?

Miss high fives? Get vaccinated. Miss hugs? Get vaccinated. Miss patios? Get vaccinated. Miss concerts? Get vaccinated. Miss your family? Get vaccinated. #oncovid #ontario #ontariovaccine #VaccinesWork

I absolutely LOVE the use of Scooby Doo to explain narrative arc here. What a fun, relatable way to talk storytelling.

Tiny music review 1: I’m here for the chaotic genre crossing mess that is Metallica ‘s Blacklist. It’s an ambitious project with 50+ artists reimagining songs from their self titled 1991 album, including this banger🔥🔥🔥: open.spotify.com/track/6m1aaREc… #MetallicaBlacklist

It’s me… and oddly accurate.

Twitter, it’s been a while. What’s good?

here is a PSA for our upcoming shows: unless you’re calling your mom to tell her you love her, keep your phone in your fanny pack where it belongs.