If ungayifikeli i mango oyifunayo just stick around the tree one day iyaze i wele phansi 🤔

"I'm sorry, I'm letting you go, it's been fun while it lasted" Umuntu ohlale ekucela imali umyala angani umxotsha umsebenzi

This is exactly how a friendzone feels like...

Sometimes it's not bad luck or witchcraft yizikwelede nje, pay people their money without developing an attitude

Ngathi sokuhamba ngesokhohlo manje, sidelelwelani kangaka?

Another thing akulanto okuthwa yi "whore phase" you're a whore just that suvithikile now and abasakufuni...

We have to accept facts on the ground, you can't eat alone.

Ukugijima ayisikho kufika kodwa if you happen to get a clear path, gijima"

"We are behind schedule okungenziyo"

If you happen to be travelling this Easter holiday, try them out thank me later

ZiG , I'm certain this was named by ulova wekasi

Imagine a whole currency named after impinstshi yami u Zig, and uZig always cause confusion

Mina ngcono bethi angila exposure but ngeke le meal ngathi izophapha

As long there is no balance between money and free time, khohlwa nge softlife

Winter is here, sebeqala uku shiner ostufuza namaqolo ahlula ama corset

"I think ngajaha ukuthenga I wallet 🤞

Even ants atshela nge 4 wheel drive, then we expect ukubamba nge footron

We really don't talk enough about toxic work environments, have you ever listened to someone's story about their workplace and be like why the f you still there?

You were never their first choice, they settled for you because you were there"

Life of a modern man: Umithise ubaleke udubekise umntwana, Uvume isisu then discover the kid ain't even yours...