New BarelyLegal podcast episodes out now. I’m about as drunk in those episodes as I was when this photo was taken.

why did fred do this lmao

I smelt that zaza🥬🌸

Happy birthday Santa!

Happy birthday santa

Destroy All Monsters (1968)

“Do it be tootin?”

music for 30 year old guys "talking" to 16 year old girls

Served too much Cunt now I’m in the padded room

I just said: sometimes all you can do if play your NIN workout playlist and lift weights dude The de-yassifcation of gays is happening and it’s terrifying. And on the first day of pride month?

Yeah anakin was on bottom

Wild how international heavy music press wont review our album that hit #1 in Aus, wont write about us as we sell out theatres across USA, wont even include us as an option in AOTY polls, but was more than happy to get ad revenue by using us for clickbait when my best friend died

I would fucking die dude wdym?

You crank the hog or the hog cranks you

My pronouns are 9/11

Y’all never seen my Swang

Showhole Ohtani

I like my spirits wet

Everyone is so obsessed with giving creative nicknames these days. I’ve decided to give everyone the most uncreative nickname I can muster.