End Wokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

Emerald Fennell sounds like the ingredient you’re not even gonna try to find at the store. Just leaving it out the recipe

an uber driver made me wait 16 minutes then cancelled right when it was supposed to arrive… i should be legally allowed to smash his car windows

me yelling at Connor McDavid through the tv today:

If you’re Canadian and you have a son, you MUST put him in goalie training. Right now. We have a goalie epidemic on our hands here.

Canada has more than double the shots as USA and it’s still tied 🫩🫩🫩🫩

Dads were so right when they invented standing in front of the tv to watch the big game

this is how every CBC commercial break feels

LMAOOOOOOOO I HATE MY LIFE

‘shit from a butt’ has directly impacted my life

first in line…… how many more times must our city be embarrassed

people u went to highschool with be liking ads on instagram

Land acknowledgment before the wozzzles

i feel like a god when the GO train doors stop right in front of me

logging in to see multiple hit tweets about eric tao ((asian obama))🙂‍↕️ ken leung’s impact

It’s called the 501 streetcar

the wealthsimple TTC ads are making me homicidal

they took all the slowest walkers in the world and forced them to live in toronto.

30 years ago today i released a song. 🙏🏿🎂❤️

my birthday has blessed me with The Batman, Untitled Unmastered, and now i’m finding out one of the best party songs ever released as well