@Korsoto I was gonna ask why this scorpio cake has a whole bite taken out of the front of it, but then I remembered that it’s a scorpio cake ✨

Does Elon Musk really not understand what "free speech" means, or is it all just gas? Either way, a much cleverer man than Donald Trump is now exploiting very similar weaknesses in systems that are not set up to protect the public. edition.cnn.com/2022/05/12/opi…

81 today 🎉 🥳

Josh Drew looks like Herry Monster pass it on. #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #JohnnyDeppAmberHeard #JohnnyDeep #DeppVsHeard

SHUT UP AND PEE

Still regularly humbled by the sheer power and affordability of bleach.

Yes I’ve had food poisoning for two days and I’m pretty unhinged and exhausted right now but Michael Rosen retweeted me earlier so how will I ever sleep now??

*So* many articles about Olivia Newton-John's death describe her "battle" with cancer. One of the defining characteristics of her approach to her illness was her rejection of the "battle" narrative — which she was extremely public about. The RIP article churn is so impersonal.

Not sure what’s more impressive here, the budgeting or the tesselation…

Alrighty then 🤨🫢🫨

You’ve cut Amber off then.

The patriarchy?

If any more anti vaxx nutters appear in my notifications regarding Paul O’Grady I’ll find ‘em and shove this right up their crack holes.

Selling two tickets for Mighty Hoopla this afternoon, pre 2pm entry but you can pay £10 to upgrade to normal entry later, £49.50 each face value 07790680964