This website is so fucking cooked

[several white old guys start hitting water glasses with forks in a Carrabba's]

'Listen everyone, thank you, I just wanted to take a quick minute here to recognize THE. TOP. extended warranty salesman from Doug Bunkley Ford... it's Ryan Day! Ryan come on up here, you rascal!'

between the pic choice and the terse two lines, all that's missing is a 'RIP Pisslord'

Treb Hey this is my friend Danny Goodwin ! He has a whole series of these on his TikTok

Still the best OJ Simpson line

Ken Griffey Jr’s reaction 💀😂

interesting, this is what my wife says about me at Old Country Buffet, circa 2009

Treb Late to my 1pm for this.

Treb “O-Shaq-a Bin Laden” good lord lmao. I’m gonna overdose on this

*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume*

“Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”

just saw your mom's eclipse

This was a successful 3 pointer

I'm saying

I am massively Ricky Council pilled

San Antonio playing a techno Smell Like Teen Spirit has to be hell for their fans right now lmao

does Buddy Hield have gambling debts

which of you sick piggies uses the fanatics sportsbook